The New York Times pushes news updates to my phone in the form of headlines. If interested, I click through for the article.
First thing yesterday morning — while my eyes were still crusty with sleep — I pick up my phone and read:
“Killer Tomatoes in Love”
Intrigued, I grab my new reading glasses before clicking through to the article. To my deep disappointment, I see that the headline teaser actually reads:
“Killer Tornadoes in Iowa”
Life Lesson #47: Put on your reading glasses before clicking on random links.